3 Ninjas: High Noon on Mega Mountain

2 out of 10


Low Point In Cinema History

Think of any negative comment and it'll fit. With little action, this overly long, poorly written and unoriginal movie was greeted by not a laugh nor a clap by the audience during its entire length. Everyone watching it was unenthusiastic.

Every actor was outshone by Lonnie Anderson in what is easily her best performance - which still can't be rated better than lousy.

The only good thing about the film was that the press screening was early in the day, so I was able to go for a walk in the park and get my laundry done afterwards.

Lousy. Definitely not suitable for children.

Film Critic: Taylor MacLean-Napier