Turkeys of our time

8 Women	0/10
Nugget of Pure Turd For Hardened Copraphants Only

Outside Ozona	0/10
Beyond Boring

Convergence	0/10
Canada's Cash For Crass

Monsoon Wedding	0/10
Smells Worse Than A 3-Week Old Curry

Melinda & Melinda	0/10
PR Film For A Pogrom Of Artsy New Yorkers

The Order	0/10
Talentless to the Point Of Toxic

Ghost Ship	0/10
Utter Filth

Libertine	0/10
Clumsy Sixties Softcore Porno

*Dead Man on Campus*	*0/10*
Dead Boredom On The Screen

*Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Kitties*	*1/10*
Garfield 2: A Tale Too Crappy

Alone In The Dark	1/10
A Jerry-built production that substitutes carnage for quality

*Cabin Fever*	*1/10*
Pastiche Of The Absolute Stinkers Of Horror

House Of Wax	1/10
As much fun as having your legs waxed

Godzilla	1/10
God, j`m`envas

Kinsey	1/10
For hardened machocists only

*The Newton Boys*	*1/10*
A Real Turkey That Fails to Defy Gravity

*Annapolis*	*1/10*
Goes Down With All Hands

*Tomorrow Never Dies*	*1/10*
Regrettably, Neither Does Bond

*Mr & Mrs Smith*	*1/10*
Two stars blow up a luxury home

*The Impostors*	*1/10*
A Real Suckie From Stanley Tucci

*Firewall*	*1/10*
As Bad As Spam

*Beauty Shop*	*1/10*
Walk-Outs Expected

Stuck On You	2/10
Minable

The King Dances	2/10
As Boring As Belgium

Cursed	2/10
Aptly Named

Timeline	2/10
115 Minutes of Saxon Violence

Evolution	2/10
Ghostbusters Meets Aliens

Meet The Fockers	2/10
An Easy Retirement Cheque for Hoffman and Streisand

For the Love Of the Game	2/10
For the Love of the Groin

3 Ninjas : High Noon At Mega Mountain	2/10
Low Point In Cinema History

Ravenous	2/10
Horreur? Comedie? ou ???

Thin Red Line	2/10
Tedious WWII Drama

*The Haunting*	*2/10*
Not a Ghost of Credibility

*I Still Know What You Did Last Summer*	*2/10*
I Still Don't Know Why You'd Pay To See This

Sum of all Fears	*2/10*
Adds to Zilch

The Interpreter	2/10
Less fun than reading a 300,000-word UN policy draft on caramel imports

Chill Factor	2/10
Gives you a chill knowing you paid to see it

The Punisher	2/10
A Brutal Beating for both the Brain and the Wallet

Brothers Grimm	2/10
Really Grim

Pay it Forward	2/10
I see kind people

Prime	2/10
Primarily Garbage